it’s like One Direction saw all the punk rock edits of themselves and decided that they looked good completely covered in tattoos.

he asked for a pic and i know he meant dirty but i just sent him me giving him the thumbs up. as if i’m sendin’ the titties to another whitey 

itsbrianascall replied to your post: you like?  you know i like ethnic men what am i…

you white

you white and yo penis looks red

“you like?” 

you know i like ethnic men what am i supposed to say to that

wow brandon yes please tell me about how you think we should bone and send me pictures of your white penis because that’s totally what i want right now. 

/no thank you sir/

americanhustler asked: "sigh. I just want you to get laid. You need to get laid, Jade. (and by jack) I SHIP IT OK"

I SHIP IT TOO. IT’S MY OTP THAT WILL NEVER BE.

americanhustler asked: "no he doesn't! He likes you. He likes you likes you. ;) Hit it girl, hit it."

KATIE STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH MY EMOTIONS DON’T MAKE ME SAD N THIRSTY AT 3:20AM

americanhustler asked: "I think you should actually try and hook up with Jack next time you see him."

but he hates me, kathleen 

let’s dance together
(((((I’m entertaining myself with rap and selfies))))))

let’s dance together

(((((I’m entertaining myself with rap and selfies))))))

it’s 3:12am and I’m not wearing pants.

it’s 3:12am and I’m not wearing pants.